Meatwad, AquaTeen Hunger Force

Pooooo.....

Umm... Do I just not know how to use the calender on this thing or are people just not posting like she used to? This is so sad... what are those of us who are bored off our asses at work, or skiping class to check our email to do? Yes, I'm supposed to be in class now... but the internet it so much more intresting that stats. Oh well... I suppose I'll have to go back to my pre-livejournal hobbies... hookers(dumping their bodies in the east river) and going to video game forums to read about new moding programs(so I can keep up that lucky stretch of being a dork)....
Meatwad, AquaTeen Hunger Force

I'M BORED!!! WHERE'S ENTERAINMENT!!

Actually I know the answer to that question. She’s working how sad for me… I’m here at work and I have nothing to do… but the work they pay me for. So of course what do I do? I sit around and play on my hotmail account and read amusing LJ posts. Alas, I might be forced to do work… how depressing. So maybe I should come up with some type of random story to keep the 3 people and myself on my friends list entertained. Hmm… here goes….

Well I used to do psych evals in an ER. It was a sweet job, as I didn’t do any real work. This seems to be a pattern with my employment. Although, it’s what 10 years post high school education can do for you. Anyhoo, I was sitting in the ER one day playing Tetris when I got a patient. Yippee, I had something to do…. although this was a real crazy guy. He had used a meat cleaver to cut his hand off because he was suffering from schizophrenia. He believed that a little man was in his hand telling him what to do. So of course he became my client. Actually this was one of the hardest decisions I’ve ever had to make. His hand was severed and since the hospital had a hand center they wanted to know if they should attempt to reattach it. Well odds are that he would likely just chop it off again… so my recommendation was not to reattach the hand, and they didn’t. Of course, the guy was institutionalized.
Now this isn’t the worst part. I was going up to the inpatient unit to check on him about a week later. When I walk into his room and I find that he’s ripped the staples out of the stump and has removed his bandages. So he’s beating his hand stump against the wall splashing blood and weird man hamburger everywhere… so what do I do? I scream nurse of course. No way am I going near a guy spaying hamburger from his arm. The patient was saying that the little man had crawled from his hand up into his arm, and that he was attempting to get him out. So I write a note and have the on call MD come and put his stump in nice huge ass cast. He was later sent to a state hospital. I think he’s still there…..
This is just the everyday life of a psychologist….
Meatwad, AquaTeen Hunger Force

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So why is it that nice guys finish last right after the tards? I don’t mean to be non-pc but…. Actually I do mean to be non-pc. Why is it that the guy with an IQ of 12 and a broken hip finishes before I do? Actually why is it that the paraplegic pulls himself across the finish line with his right nostril while I hip checked by the Girl Scout selling cookies?
Actually this entire rant is about why do people attempt to take advantage of nice people, if someone is nice you think the other person would want to reciprocate that… sadly this is not the case… it appears only outlaw bikers and millionaire business men come out ahead. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not jaded or in a bad mood today. I’m just bored at work, and thinking about cookies….
Meatwad, AquaTeen Hunger Force

Birthdays...

Ok, well as some of you know… or I guess would know… maybe kind of know… I just had a birthday. Which was great, although I feel older now. Well older now… and older now… and now older than I’ve ever been. Anyhoo, 27 isn’t to bad right? I can still act 13 and my friends can still be called “Dancing Queen” by the cops when they stop by to break up the party right?

Just in cause you’re wondering just how dorky I am(since my profile just lists dorky stuff).….. It’s Friday night at like 10:00 or 11:00 and we’ve been drinking for about 5 or 6 hours now… and the conversation goes like this……

“So what do you want to do now?”

“I don’t know what do you want to do?”

“It’s your birthday!”

“Ok, fine… lets go watch Star Trek.”
Meatwad, AquaTeen Hunger Force

More work related rants...

Well since I never post I suppose that I should…. I’m at work, and I do nothing. I don’t understand how they can keep me employed. I sit around and email my friends. In case you were wondering that’s not my job. My job is to be a psychologist. Sure that means I sit around and talk to people, which I do… every now and then. Overall though I do nothing, at least my employment isn’t as bad as office space. I get my own office rather than a cubical. You know now that I’m thinking about it I really shouldn’t be complaining. Whoohooo, I do nothing and get paid for it life is sweet…
Meatwad, AquaTeen Hunger Force

Ahhhh work......

So why is it that I hate work so… I just sit here looking like I’m doing work while at the same time zoning out for about an hour. I really do believe my dream job is just sitting around doing nothing. Which I guess is what I sort of do now. Don’t get me wrong I do want to have some sort of life, but I guess I’m just being passive aggressive because I’m being forced to do something. Maybe that is why work is so bad, because I’m forced to do it. I’m still trying to figure out why life can’t be a Star Trek utopia where all you need is a replicater. I would probably find something to bitch about then too. Ok, I’ve vented enough for today.
Meatwad, AquaTeen Hunger Force

MY FIRST POST!

This was taken from another journal so I thought I post it here. So since I'm at work and I don't really have much to do I apparently I am supposed to be an expert on items 1-8 so let me know if you have any questions. I’m sure I’ll post something more interesting once I get a life and actually do/see/think of something interesting to post.

When I was driving once, I saw this written on a bridge:
"I don't want the world...I just want your hat."

Although he has (as of yet) written nothing and has listed only one interest, at some point in the future, feel free to check out allotheria.
(In the grand tradition of meeting people in real life and then attempting to drag them into a livejournal account so that my interactions with them don't force me to abandon my beloved internet addiction...)

allotheria is an excellent source of:

1.) Useless B-movie Trivia
2.) Useless Science Fiction Trivia
3.) Useless Historical Trivia
4.) Useless Psychology-related Trivia
5.) Numerous Additional forms of Useless Trivia
6.) Incessant They Might Be Giants Quotes
7.) Calcium
8.) Bill Lumberg Imitations at Inappropriate Times